i accidentally ate an entire box of raspberries

tagged: +me 
Be proud of your place in the cosmos, it is small and yet, it is.
Cecil Palmer (via stalkingllama) ←

tagged: +wtnv  +finn 

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

tagged: +life goals 
strovi:

i loved them still tbh

strovi:

i loved them still tbh

tagged: +same  +pokemon  +op art 
<b> Employer:</b> So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?<p><b>Me:</b> Hella<p><b>Employer:</b> Welcome aboard<p>

thywinterqueen:

tattooyourcat:

witchywomanx:

excusedfromthis:

The Devil’s Pet by Thorunn Arnadottir

"Sweet little kittens are transformed in a fire. Crawling from the ashes come forth grinning metallic devils with sharp claws and fire blazing in their eyes."

Metal

As

Fuck

tagged: +bby no  +wishlist 
tagged: +pokemon 
baby: f..f..f
mom: flower?
baby: Fool. My legend dates back to the twelfth century you see. It began on a midsummers day with the sun blazing overhead. No, wait. It was a blustery Autumn day. I was the unsavoury fellow back when it all started. Which was in the winter as I recall. I remember the tough crowd, all the hot babes fought over me that summer. Yes. Yes that's right, it was summer. A scorching midsummer day. I was a dangerous man at the time. And yet, refined somehow. Everyone thought so. They still think so to this day. Although, maybe they didn't think so as much back then. But they definitely said I was dangerous, I'm sure of it...And I know I've always been refined so they must have been thinking it. Yes. Yes indeed. Everyone thought and said and talked about how amazing I was. I'm still amazing of course, but no longer the bad boy that I was back then. On that chilled, frozen winter day. I will continue the re-telling of my legend; But first, there will be a five minute break. Stand still and await my return.

its 1pm i need to get out of bed dont i



Track: Take Me To Church
Artist: Hozier
Album: BIRP! January 2014

if i’m a pagan of the good times
my lover’s the sunlight

to keep the goddess on my side
she demands a sacrifice
to drain the whole sea
get something shiny

tagged: +tunes 

nosdrinker:

i’m so sick/bored of this site but i have to win

tagged: +oitnb 

ruupee:

Giveaway: Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds 3DS XL

i’m giving away this beautiful console because i got a new one as a present, and after much thinking i decided that i prefer that one. it’s smaller and i’ve got tiny baby hands so it fits me. and besides i don’t live in the same region anymore so it’s easier.

but the look on my face when this arrived in the mail was that of pure joy so i thought it’d be so cool to give it away to someone, i know a lot of you probably don’t have a 3DS yet and games are a comin so you’re gonna need it!! (and hopefully i get to see the look of joy on the winner’s face if they take a picture please take a picture)

let me just poop out the details real quick

  • like and reblog to enter
  • i’ll ship internationally for free BUT the console is american so it’s region locked!! you can use it in your country but you’ll have to import games (or get an american user and download from the store, if that works. i don’t know if it does or how to do it!)
  • please be willing to give me name and address
  • keep your ask box open or i can’t contact you
  • you don’t have to follow me to win. feel free if you want (i got a gaming blog) but it won’t increase your chances it’ll only succeed in making me happy
  • the download code for albw is not included, but the AC adapter is and of course the little pen
  • giveaway ends on august 6

i think that’s it!!